What will you be when you grow up?

When I was little, I was sure I'd be a lawyer. Since I liked to argue, I thought that would be the perfect career for me. I had a backup plan, of course. If my arguing skills didn't prove to be sharp enough for the courtroom, I could always be a hairdresser. I've now realized that I don't actually possess the knack for haircutting, though I have had a few very bad hairdos, which seems to be a requisite for all good hairdressers. Anyway, here are a couple potential career paths for our kiddos...